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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
Next Joke
"Alarm company: We need your emergency contact info. Me: (eating chips) My dog doesn't have a cell phone."
"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""
"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."
"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"
"What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta."
"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"