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Joke of the Day
"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."
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"Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store..."
"Before I say a wtc joke... On a scale of 9 to 11, how offended are you by it?"
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"
"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"
"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."
"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but my basement's still dark"
"To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball."
"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."