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Joke of the Day

"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"

"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""

"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"Did you hear about the transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."

"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"

"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."

"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."