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Joke of the Day

"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."

"Bill Clinton: ""I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."" ""All of mine sucked"""

"Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong."

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"

"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""

"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."

"Yesterday I accidentaly came on my girlfriends earring... Now she has hearing-aids!"

"What do you get when you cross a flea with a rooster? An itchy cock."

"Since I started dating my girlfriend half a year ago I became a millionaire 6 months ago I was a billionaire."