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Joke of the Day

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."

"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""

"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."

"congrats Seahawks on winning the super bowl from all of here in the 3rd world countries"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."

"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"

"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."

"Shia Labeouf got rejected for a job he applied for... During a practice run he caused negative results. Apparently he wasn't what the suicide hotline was looking for."

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."