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Joke of the Day

"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"

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"Where do suicide bombers go when they die.....? ......EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"
"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"
"What is ""attempted theft"" exactly? I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for ""attempted plagiarism"""
"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."
"How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."