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Joke of the Day
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."
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"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"
"What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier? The punchline."
"What is a Jedi's favorite car company? Toyoda"
"""I just called to say I love you."" -Stevie Wonder not understanding how prank calls work"
"Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef"
"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"
"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."
"What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk? A man laughing his head off."
"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb"