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Joke of the Day

"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"Douce! The sound of a water balloon hitting a ""Trick Or Treater"" square in the face. Now try and have a Happy Halloween."

"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Folks, what's the deal with Stuart Little. Husband and wife go to an adoption agency and they give them a rat in a sweater. Surely illegal"

"I'd rather break your headboard than your heart."

"I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen."