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Joke of the Day
"What do bees who are allergic to honey get? Hives."
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"A buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck and says. . . ""Make me one with everything."""
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier they get? Women"
"What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together!"
"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"
"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"
"16 Y.O. employee: ""There's a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?"" Me: ""Is there a live baby in it?"" Him: ""No."" Me: ""Throw it away."""