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Joke of the Day

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"If you're behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off."

"CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature."

"[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations"

"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."