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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"
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"I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you, homophobic vending machine."
"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."
"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."
"Dad Dinosaur: Look son a shooting star make a wish! Angsty Teen Dinosaur: I wish it would hit us and kill us all."
"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."
"I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium."
"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."