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Joke of the Day
"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."
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"How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you"
"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."
"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"
"I escaped the terrorists of Iraq, wanna know how I did it? I ran."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."
"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"
"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."
"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."
"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"