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Joke of the Day
"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."
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"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"
"Called the rape advice hotline last night.. Apparently it's only for victims."
"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."
"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"
"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"
"Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat It could be really hot or stone cold."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? I ain't got cats in my bank account."
"How often do I think about Keira? Knightley."
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster. ^(I'll show myself out)"