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Joke of the Day

"I once bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He wasn't very pleased."

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"

"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"

"Sarcasm is like hitting someone in the face with a bat, but with words."

"African scientists are saying people who died of Ebola are coming back to life... But thats ridiculous, every one knows theres no such thing as african scientists."

"Someday I'd like to meet the tiny creature piloting Vin Diesel's body."

"Remember, it's not what you do... it's what you get away with."

"What's the capital of Greece? The G"

"Sarcasm so good, they think you're being nice."