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Joke of the Day

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"

"My life would have been very different had I done anything with the same intensity as brushing my teeth on the day of a dentist appointment."

"My friend just told me a deep, dark secret... When he was younger, his father used to verbally abuse him, then proceed to lock him in the freezer. Jeez, that's cold."

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"

"If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them."

"You should never call your ex a whore It's offensive to prostitutes everywhere."

" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."