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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off."

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"That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I've made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome."
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"Someone told this at a Disney campground. What's large, gray, and comes in quarts? An Elephant."
"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!"
"saying ""we won"" after watching a sports game is like saying ""we played really well"" after watching a concert"
"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."