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Joke of the Day
"I love drowning... It just takes my breath away."
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."
"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."
"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. P.S.: Sorry if repost"
"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."