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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."
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"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"
"How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger."
"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."
"What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy? ""There's no such thing as negative energy"""
"Have you heard the Eric Garner joke? It's so funny I can't breathe Edit: Woah gold, thank you kind stranger :D"
"TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus. If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye."
"Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."
"I've invented a new word. Plagerism http://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2oy5fe/i_made_up_a_new_word/"
"whats the difference between a mexican and a book. a book has papers ;) ayee"