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Joke of the Day
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
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"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
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"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"