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Joke of the Day
"What do we want...? ""LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!"" When do we want it? ""NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"""
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"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"
"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."
"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."
"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"
"What do people do when a chemist dies? They barium."
"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?"