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Joke of the Day

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."

"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""

"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""

"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"

"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."

"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."

"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."

"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common. We are both constantly penetrating your mom."

"Lawn Sprinkler What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard? Lawn sprinkler. ""Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."""