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Joke of the Day

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a climber? A golfer goes whack......shit. A climber goes shit.......whack."

"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu"

"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"

"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"""anything new with you?"" not really ""any cool projects at work? nope ""meeting with friends?"" no ""seeing anybody?"" why are you doing this?"

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"Personally, I don't believe in ""bros before hoes"" or ""hoes before bros"" There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis if you will."