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Joke of the Day

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"When you call shotgun, but the police put you in the back-seat anyway."

"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"

"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"""there's nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars"" Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too."

"Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds."

"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."

"If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn't have to pay taxes for a year."

"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"