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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a golfer and a climber? A golfer goes whack......shit. A climber goes shit.......whack."

"George Michael is recording a song to help promote the end of sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's called ""I Want Your Sects."""

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you call a Burberry Style Transforming Truck? Optimush Prime... Hahaaa."

"Did you hear about the blind dog that never got lost? It really nose it's way around."

"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."

"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."

"What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk? A meanderin' orange."

"All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one."

"Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them."