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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."
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"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."
"Islam... ... is a religion of peace."
"I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world I told them to fuck off. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving."
"Why was the doctor so stressed out? He lost his patients..."
"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."
"I just really hate it when people start assuming things.nnnJust like my boss he assumes that I'm working just because I came to work today."
"What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!"
"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal farmer that liked to mutilate cows? He was a danger to himself and udders. Edit: Spelling"