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Joke of the Day
"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."
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"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
"Made a pact w/ my wife that if we're 40 & kids haven't stopped whining, we'll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can't find us"
"I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done. Scared the shit outta me."
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
"Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?"
"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."
"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."
"[Dr's office] ""I have Carrie like reflexes"" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? *Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No"
"Why do ducks look so sad? Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."