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Joke of the Day

"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."

"What do you call a really expensive tombstone? A R.I.P off."

"My brother just found out he can't have children. It's a condition of his early release."

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"

"Probably the worst thing about getting taken down by a pack of Hyenas would be hearing them giggle while they eat you."

"If I must die someday, I hope it's in a burrito avalanche."

"Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation."

"What do you call a gay drive-by. A Fruit Roll-Up"