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Joke of the Day

"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"

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"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."
"Yo momma so fat, when she blushes People mistake her for the Blood Moon"
"I sharpened all my kitchen knives today. Now I can't help but slice everything as if I'm in an infomercial."
"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."
"""As someone who has shown an interest in vacuums,"" the email from Amazon said, unsubscribedly."
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""
"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."
"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"
"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"