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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest type of Mexican food? Fajitahahahas"

"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."

"BB8, are you hungry? No, BB8."

"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."

"just applied for health insurance & boy r my arms tired! *quote goes up to $330/month* noooo it was a joke I'm a jokeman on Twitter *$3000*"

"What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common? Bad blood."

"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: ""Mind if I join you?"""

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."