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Joke of the Day
"Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: ""Mind if I join you?"""
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"This girl told me she didn't poop... But I think she was full of shit."
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"The following is an actual question given on a Yale university chemistry final exam"
"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"
"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."