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Joke of the Day

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"

"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""

"How to Tie a Noose by Sue E. Side"

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"

"Me: We broke up. Male Friend: You okay? You need to talk? Shoulder to cry on? You want to come over? Go to dinner? Sleep with me finally?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because you didn't cook it. ^^probably ^^old ^^but ^^I ^^read ^^it ^^for ^^the ^^first ^^time"