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"How to Tie a Noose by Sue E. Side"
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"Hey do you know Deanda? Deanda dis dick!!! HA! Got EEEM!"
"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""
"[job interview] Says here you're good with nicknames? ""I don't wanna brag Super Cool Interviewer Man"" *under his breath* holy shit he's good"
"I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"""You like mayonnaise? Prove it."" - Costco"
"[Meeting] *Gestures to pie chart* ""Now as you can see this chart is not nearly as delicious as it sounds."""
"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."