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Joke of the Day

"I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."

"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."

"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."

"I feel I can empathise with Harambe a lot I too have been shot at whilst molesting kids"

"UBER: Sounds better than ""Let's get in this strange man's car!"""

"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"

"I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'"