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Joke of the Day
"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."
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"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
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"North Korea right now."
"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."
"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."
"Me: Why don't I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross."
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"
"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"
"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."