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Joke of the Day

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"

"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."

"My Guitar E string broke... On another note, the D String is fine!"

"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"

"Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise."

"Apparently fat people in scooters despise being called a cripple-potamous"

"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."

"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"