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Joke of the Day

"Me: Why don't I have a boyfriend? God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross."

"If you notice This notice, then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing."

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"

"Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools"

"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."

"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."

"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"

"How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?"

"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."