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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear? Chernobyl fallout."

"I Farted in an Apple Store I FARTED IN A APPLE STORE AND THEY GOT MAD But it's NOT MY FAULT THEY DON'T HAVE WINDOWS"

"The ""Blind People Alphabet"" A, B, D, E, F..."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!"

"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"

"What does the Mexican gang member say to the 15 page document? Hey, *essay*!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box"

"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."

"If you want your girlfriend's undivided attention, tell her she looks like a million bucks!!! All green and wrinkled."