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Joke of the Day
"Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman."
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"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."
"Why don't people tell many jokes about the reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, can I call you Jim or something cuz I'm not saying mirror mirror on the wall every time. That's just ridiculous"
"All dates are 'blind dates.' The biological structure of fruit plants do not allow eye growth, therefore rendering them incapable of sight."