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Joke of the Day

"Step 1: Buy a 3D printer. Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer."

"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"

"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."

"My friend says he's doing good he means well"

"Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done."

"I decided to switch to a new barber My current barber just isn't cutting it."

"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."

"Why do the French like Easter? Because it's such a bonne idee."

"(gym) Me: *tries to lift dumbbell *drops it Trainer: COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY! Me: I know, it's just this KFC grease making it slip"

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."