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Joke of the Day
"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"
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"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"
"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prosti-toot"
"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Evidently that good samaritan bullshit doesn't apply when you help an old lady cross the street on the hood of your car."
"""Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!"" ""Sweet! We should hang out!"" - Ear buds"
"I was stuck in traffic while on the road in Ireland... Cork was in a bottleneck."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."