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Joke of the Day
"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."
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"*at waffle house* ""do you want bacon or sausage?"" 'YES'"
"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."
"How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops."
"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."
"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."
"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."
"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."