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Joke of the Day
"How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk? It squats down on a Triceratops."
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"Two college grads are standing at a counter... The one says to the other ""I'll have a number 6, super sized"""
"What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison? I feel like a kid again"
"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."
"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."
"What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!"
"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."
"When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?"
"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."