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Joke of the Day
"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."
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"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."
"For class, my son had to create his own mythological god. He created Chillux, the god of relaxation, whose house is full of hammocks."
"911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us."
"How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit"
"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."
"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"