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Joke of the Day
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
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"Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe? Cincinnati zoo"
"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"
"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"
"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"
"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"
"No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs."
"I lost my virginity yesterday. My dad incests he did nothing"
"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""