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Joke of the Day

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom."

"When I have to make a difficult decision in life I think what would grandma do, then I leave home in my nightie & shout at random strangers."

"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"

"""What do we want?!!"" ""PSYCHIC POWERS! NOW!"" ""When do we want it?!!"""

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"Why do skeletons have so many kids? Because all they can do is bone."

"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."

"What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald"