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Joke of the Day
"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"
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"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"
"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."
"I can't believe I have to recharge my stupid phone every night or it shuts down *sleeps for 8 hours every night*"
"""You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious."" is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person."
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"
"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."
"What's a pirates favorite letter?"