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Joke of the Day
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
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"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."
"I would tell you jokes about perfect girlfriends But you wouldn't get them"
"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
"So a blind man walks into a bar and a table, and a chair"
"*pokes forehead* Is this thing on ?"
"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"
"What's the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman."
"Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked."
"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."