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Joke of the Day
"What has tiny balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine you sick fuck"
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"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."
"Things to get done: Make coffee, Drive a train high on cocaine, Rent a lion to eat my neighbor's dog, clean up mess from that lion thing."
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"
"How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. ba dum tss"
"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."
"I got rid of 300 unnecessary lbs after 6 months. The divorce papers are finalized today."
"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""