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Joke of the Day
"When a vegetarian turns into a zombie, what does it eat? Coma patients."
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"Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone."
"People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made."
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"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."