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Joke of the Day

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"

"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"

"How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati"

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"

"After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide."

"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."

"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up."

"The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium... in hopes that people would attend their games."

"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."