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Joke of the Day

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"

"Stevie Wonder was once asked if there could be anything worse then being blind. To which he replied ""Well... I could have been black""."

"Everyone is panicking about the stock markets.... But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging."

"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."

"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."

"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."

"What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline? No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this."

"I was only young when I learned to count....... I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."

"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."