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Joke of the Day

"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."

"So a man comes into a bar... Wait, no... It was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"

"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."

"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."

"Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty"

"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."

"This presidential race in America has taught us at least one thing. Once you go black you can go back."

"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"