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Joke of the Day
"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."
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"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"
"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
"Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women's beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though."
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"
"How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was? So,so....."
"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""