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"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."
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"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."
"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia."
"What do you call that useless bit of skin around the vagina? The woman."
"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"[wife gets in the car after talking with the priest] ""What did the priest have to say?"" ""He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."""
"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."
"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."